QotD: In My Next Life I'll Be...
If you're reincarnated, what do you think you'll come back as?
Submitted by Diana.
I'll come back as a fully-grown man in his early thirties with a well-tailored but slightly threadbare suit and expensive but scuffed brogues. One of my molars will be missing, and my primary signal of distress will be an absent but frantic probing of the missing molar with my tongue. To my surprise, not to mention the consternation of my parents, I will also own a straight razor with visible traces of blood along the cruel length of the blade.
One day, I feel, my purpose will be revealed to me. Some stranger will approach me in a crowd to pass me an envelope, and the letter/DVD/flash drive/handful of Polaroids will explain everything, at long last. And then I will move confidently into action.
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